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[00:34] <&Luke> well
[00:34] <&Luke> get this
[00:34] <&Luke> some drunk dude
[00:34] <&Luke> just nailed our car
[00:34] <&Luke> which was parked
[00:34] <&Luke> completely fucked it up
[00:34] <&Luke> then just walked away
[00:35] <@Oliver> wwwwwhat
[00:35] <&Luke> seriously
[00:35] <&Luke> his car is worse off
[00:35] <@frankih> holy shit
[00:35] <&Luke> but ours is pretty fucked too
[00:35] <&Luke> flattened it
[00:35] <&Luke> suspension seems fucked
[00:35] <@frankih> did you get his license plate number and name and everything?
[00:35] <&Luke> tire's flat
[00:35] <&Luke> yeah
[00:35] <&Luke> we saw him walk away
[00:35] <&Luke> i yelled at him
[00:36] <@frankih> at least no one is hurt, i guess
[00:36] <@Oliver> po-po on the way?
[00:36] <&Luke> already here
[00:36] <&Luke> all taken care of
[00:36] <&Luke> this was like half an hour ago
[00:36] <&Luke> when i just disappeared
[00:36] <&Luke> brb need a FUCKING DRINK
[00:39] <&Luke> so anyways
[00:39] <&Luke> this motherfucker
[00:39] <&Luke> this scum of the earth
[00:39] <&Luke> lowest of the fuckin low
[00:39] <&Luke> gets out
[00:39] <&Luke> looks over his car
[00:39] <&Luke> so i thought he was gonna come back, stick around, whatever
[00:40] <&Luke> the motherfucker
[00:40] <&Luke> just WALKS AWAY
[00:42] <@Oliver> what's happened to his car now?
[00:42] <&Luke> its being towed
[00:42] <@Oliver> you think it was the car owner?
[00:43] <&Luke> dunno
[00:43] <&Luke> he left some paperwork in the car with his name on it
[00:43] <&Luke> and the description seemed similar
[00:43] <&Luke> so thats good i guess
[00:45] <@Oliver> i know nothing of these things. what happens now? wait to see if it was the owner and if he's insured and will pay out?
[00:47] <&Luke> yep
[00:47] <&Luke> if not
[00:47] <&Luke> sue him
[00:48] <&Luke> sorry was making a very special mspaint webcomic to commemorate this shit
[00:48] <&Luke> POURING MY ANGER OUT THROUGH ART
[00:49] <&Luke> [link]
[00:50] <@Oliver> hah
[00:56] <&Luke> so get this too
[00:56] <&Luke> the last car i had was an infiniti j20
[00:56] <&Luke> i hyroplaned it
[00:56] <&Luke> into a pole
[00:56] <&Luke> fucking up the front end
[00:56] <&Luke> then
[00:56] <&Luke> a few months later
[00:56] <&Luke> a drunk guy
[00:56] <&Luke> in a truck
[00:56] <&Luke> hit it in the right rear driverside
[00:56] <&Luke> hit it in the right rear driverside
[00:56] <&Luke> while it was parked
[00:56] <&Luke> second car
[00:57] <&Luke> is an infiniti j30
[00:57] <&Luke> the front end was fucked up when we got it
[00:57] <&Luke> from a prior accident
[00:57] <&Luke> then
[00:57] <&Luke> a few months later
[00:57] <&Luke> in a truck
[00:57] <&Luke> a drunk guy
[00:57] <&Luke> hits it
[00:57] <@Oliver> these sound like cars from the future
[00:57] <&Luke> while parked
[00:57] <&Luke> they arent, they're tarted up nissans
[00:57] <&Luke> [link]
[00:57] <&Luke> this
[00:58] <&Luke> [link] then this
[00:58] <&Luke> that 1993
[00:58] <&Luke> on the left
[00:58] <@Oliver> slick
[00:58] <&Luke> is EXACTLY what it looked like
[00:59] <&Luke> then the j30 is black
[00:59] <&Luke> i feel like a third world dictator when i drive it
[00:59] <&Luke> all leathery and shit
[00:59] <&Luke> budget jaguar is what it is
[01:01] <@Oliver> let's hope it's still got some life in it and you can throw trillion dollar bills out of the back window
[01:02] <@Oliver> i don't like the dinky runarounds everyone seems to have here
[01:03] <&Luke> that's the uk
[01:04] <&Luke> it got nailed by a giant fuckoff SUV
[01:04] <&Luke> so i would take the tiny runabouts you've got